Kitties and Naps

One very important part of a Kitty’s daily life is a nap.  It’s very hard work keeping your person safe, and a Kitty must make sure they have their rest.

Sometimes it might not be the softest place…

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Sometimes the softest most comfortable place is in a cardboard box…


Or curled up with a blanket…


Sometimes the only place you can find to take a nap is on a chair…


Or in  a wooden box…


Regardless of where you find to take a nap, one thing everyone must remember, Kitties and Naps are essential!


Toilet Paper (Part 2)

“Sassy! what did you do to the Toilet Paper? Come on, we’ve got to get going. We’ll clean this up when we get home.”

I looked at the Toilet Paper laying there on the floor acting like it was dead.

Very smooth Toilet Paper…very smooth…I’m onto you….you heard my person, I’ll deal with you when we get home.

On the way to the shop, I tried to explain to my person, that the Toilet Paper was framing me! I don’t think she heard me though, she had that thing in her ear that she talks to people on.

Needless to say, it was a long day at the shop. I tried all day to figure out how that Toilet Paper got there, and why it decided to attack me! All that figuring just exhausted me.


When we finally got home, I went right over to that Toilet Paper and gave it a stern talking to…

Now listen here,  you toilet paper, I’m onto you…


I don’t know what your game is, or why you are making a mess in this house…

Still nothing.

Just then my person came in…

“What are you doing Sassy?”

I’m giving this Toilet Paper a talking too.

“Come on Sass, let’s get this cleaned up.”

Ok person, let me help.

We had just about finished picking up the mess when all of a sudden… I might have jumped straight up in the air…


“It’s OK Sass, that’s just the heater.”

But that’s the noise the Toilet Paper made before it threw itself all over the floor!!!

“Here Sass, let’s show this Toilet Paper who’s boss.”

YEAH!!!! I knew I loved you person!

Then, my person took the Toilet  Paper out of the wall, turned it around, and put it back in the wall.

“Alright, that should do it.”

That’s it?!?!

“Come on Sass it’ll be OK, now, let get some dinner made.”

I sat there staring at it for a few minutes.

Alright Toilet Paper, you just remember I’m watching you. Don’t you try anything tricky …or else.

“Sassy, come on, I’ve got chicken!”



My person tells me that alot of you Kittys….I mean people… are finishing up something called a Spring Break from School. So, I have decided to take a small break myself. Please come back next Friday to read the continuation of Toilet Paper.

                                                                                                                Thank you for reading,                          Sassy


Toilet Paper (Part 1)

Have you ever seen that white stuff that hangs on the wall in people’s litter boxes…I mean bathrooms. You know, the big white ball that humans call Foilet…Boilit…Toilet Paper!…that’s it, they call it Toilet Paper.

I was doing my usual morning patrol of the house, making sure everything was secure, when all of a sudden I see this white ball stuck on the wall waving at me! I leaped on top of the white chair and gave it a talking to….

Excuse me, but who put you there?

It got right in my face…

Don’t you wave me off, I’m not going anywhere until you tell me who you are and why you’re hear.

Now it just sat there.

So, are you going tell me why you’re hear?!?

Still nothing.

Listen here……well I don’t really know who or what you are, but you are going to tell me why you are hanging on the wall!

Then all of a sudden there was a noise and it launched at my face!


I leaped off the white chair and grabbed the Foilet…Toilet Paper and brought it to the ground.

If you are going to attack me, I will get you! NO one attacks me or any other person in this house!

Just then, I  heard my person…

“Sassy, where are you?

OK Toilet Paper, my person is calling me, but I’ll be back.

“Sassy, come on, we need to head to the shop.”

Just then, my person came around the corner…

“Sassy! what did you do to the Toilet Paper? Come on, we’ve got to get going. We’ll clean this up when we get home.”

I looked at the Toilet Paper laying there on the floor acting like it was dead.

Very smooth Toilet Paper…very smooth…I’m onto you….you heard my person, I’ll deal with you when we get home.



New Day For Posts!!!

To all my faithful Kittys…I mean Readers…I wanted to let you know that starting next week, my person will be posting my stories on Fridays instead of Thursdays.  Thank you for reading!


The Vet (Part 2)

I last left you at….

“Breathe Sassy, it will all be over before you know it.”

BREATHE?!?! That’s easy for you to say! You’re not the Kitty that’s about to turn into a RABBIT!!!!!

My person stopped the truck in front of this big yellow building. Is this where I turn into a rabbit?!?!?!?!  My person opened the truck door and we started the loooooooong walk inside.

Once we got inside, my person talked to a person sitting behind this ginormous desk. I was only half listening to what they were saying because I was scoping out the place. The more I looked around, the more I realized something just didn’t add up. I do remember the KGTNH talking about “The Vet” as being a scary terrifying place, but this place seemed very nice and quiet.

“You can go into this room and the doctor will be in shortly,” the person behind the desk said.

“Thanks,” my person said.

After a few moments a man walked into the room.

“Hi there, my name is Dr. Gray, and you must be Sassy.”

Why yes I am. I was trying to stay as composed as possible.

“So it looks like we’re in for  our rabies shot today, right?

“That’s right,” my person said.

My person picked me up and set me on a big silver table. Dr Gray petted me. He seemed very nice.

“This might hurt a little Sassy, but then that will go away and you’ll be all better.”

WAIT…..WHAT!!!!!!!! I jumped around and stared at the doctor. You mean to tell me, you’re going to help me NOT turn into a rabbit!?!?!?!

“Alright Sassy, let’s get you your shot, we don’t want you to get rabies.”

You can keep me from turning into a RABBIT Dr. Gray?!?!?! Oh THANK, YOU THANK YOU!!!!

Next thing I know I felt a small prick like he said, and then it was gone.

That’s it? That’s all you had to do to keep me from turning into a rabbit?

“Alright, she should be good to go, ” he said to my person “She might feel a little tired in a bit, but that should go away after a day.”

What are you talking about Doc, I”m a tuff kitty, no little pinch is going to wear me out.

Next thing I remember, I was waking up in Anne’s chair…


What happened??????

“Hey Sass, how are you doing?”

Am I a rabbit???

“Remember Sass, the doctor said you might feel tired after your shot? We’re back at the shop now. How about you just take a nap and I’ll see you when I get back from the install. OK?”

So I”m not a RABBIT?!?!

“You’re going to be just fine Sassy.”


Special note to kitty’s everywhere… Vets are GOOD!!! The KGTNH was WRONG!!! Don’t be scared of the Vet, they help kitty’s not to turn into rabbits!