A REAL Christmas Tree (Part 1)

Christmas….  My person get’s very excited about Christmas. There’s this music she plays all the time and she sings along,  and …I’m sorry, I’m getting sidetracked.

Umm…oh yes, Christmas… She put’s these things called decorations everywhere in the house.  She also put’s this thing up that she calls a tree and put’s little lights all over it. They’re so pretty I just can’t help but stare at them! But anywho, I’m not here to talk about the lights, or the music, it’s the TREE.  

It’s my job to make sure everything in the house safe secure.  I was doing this one day, when I saw what my person called a tree, but it was NOT a real tree! I went around to every branch on the bottom of tree and inspected it. Do you know what! Not one “branch” was a real branch! Let me tell you, I’ve climbed a fair share of trees in my life so I know what a REAL tree is supposed to look like!  Feel like! Smell like!

I then climbed up on the different branches of the tree and I was about at the top when…

“Sassy! What are you doing!?”

What do you mean what am I doing?

“Get down from there right now!”

I ran down the tree, Did you know that this isn’t a real tree!!!! Someone totally lied to you!

“Sassy, you can’t be climbing the Christmas tree.”

You’re missing the point…this is not a REAL tree!!!!

White Rain

My person, I love her dearly, but sometimes I really truly ….how do you say this…ummm…well I worry about her. She’ll say the strangest things. I often wonder if she should drink more coffee…but  anywho the other day she made the strangest comment. Well, maybe it will be better if I just tell you what happened.

You all know how much I “love” snow…NOT!!!! I know,  I know,  yes I’m from Cody, WY, yes, I was literally born in a barn, but I like being WARM! My person says she likes the snow, she likes to shovel the snow…once again I love you, but you’re CRAZY!!!!!

Anywho, back to the crazy thing she said….It all happened one Friday morning….

It started off with the usual morning routine: the alarm thing going crazy, then the coffee, you get it…

I ran to the window to check what the weather was outside. I jumped up into the window and I went NOOOOO!!!! I leaped out of the window and ran over to my person,

Why does it ALWAYS snow!?!?!?!?!

“What’s that Sassy?”

Why does it snow so much!!!!

“Oh Sass, that’s not snow.”

What do you mean it’s not snow?

“It’s not snow Sass.”

Ok, you need to drink more coffee.

“It’s not snow Sass, it’s just white rain,” she said with this funny smile on her face

It’s what?!

“That’s right, it’s just white rain.”

I had to get right in my person’s face and make sure she was ok. Do you know what she did? She just started laughing!  Snow is no laughing matter! It’s FREEZING!!!!

Person, I don’t care what you say, that snow is snow, not white rain.

 

 

BEST TOY EVER!!!!!! (Part 2)

I know it’s been  a bit, and there’s been a lot of food between now and the last time I wrote. I hope each and everyone of you had a great Thanksgiving…I know I did!

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Anywho…let’s see I left off with…what was it? Oh yes, the green fluffy thing….

 

I ran over to Shannon’s Sister….

What is this Fantastic THING!!!!!!!!

I just had to inspect it again! I ran over to it laying on the floor. It was very long, and it appeared that there was a bunch of feathers all stuck together on a string. The colors though…there was just something about all the pretty colors on it. I just wanted to stare at them FOREVER!!!!!

As I was staring at it, it came to life again!!!

AAhhh…no one don’t come back here! I’m going to get you!

Up in the air I jumped ! High as I could!

Come back here!

It flew up to the front room.

I will get you! I yelled as I slid up to the front room after it.

I watched very carefully as it swayed through the air.

Where are you going?

All of a sudden, it landed on the pillows..ATTACK!!!!

I leaped up onto the pillows and grabbed the fluffy thing with all four paws. It was so soft and fluffy I just had to hug it!

“Well it looks like you really like that Sassy?” Shannon’s sister said laughing.

Are you kidding me?! This is the BEST TOY EVER! Thank you so much for getting this for me!!! It’s almost better than Chicken!

Yes, you read that right, this toy is almost better than chicken!

Thanksgiving Break!

cff1be9cd7b803d4a9996692beaba30fHappy Thanksgiving to all of my readers! My person and I are very thankful for each and every one of you. We will be taking a break this week and next week from writing…you should see all of this food I have to inspect for Thanksgiving. It’s gonna take me two weeks to get through all of it!

Anywho…I hope you all have a fun and safe Thanksgiving. Be sure to come back  November 29th for The Best Toy Ever! (Part 2).

                                                                                                       ~Sassy

 

BEST TOY EVER!!!!!! (Part 1)

It all started one day at the shop, when Shannon’s sister walked in…

I had been up in the front of the shop inspecting the new furniture that came in when all of a sudden, I heard the back door open. I dashed and slid (this real fake wood floor- that’s what my person calls it- is so much fun to run and slide on!) all the way to the back room. In walked Shannon’s sister. I like it when she comes; sometimes she even gives me a little bit of chicken! Note to all humans… well, everywhere… the way to make friends with a kitty is to give us chicken. Anywho, I’m chasing a squirrel…Oh yes, Shannon’s sister…

“Hey Sassy, guess what…”

What?

“I bought something for you!”

You DID!!!!

“I saw this at the store and I just had to get it for you.”

She went out to her truck, and grabbed the weirdest thing I had ever seen. She came back in with a bag that had this weird green furry thing hanging out of it.

What is that? I’ve never seen anything like that?

She set the bag down and pulled out this long stick that had a long green fluffy thing hanging off of it. What happened next….it….well…she set it down on the floor and as soon as it touched the floor it came to LIFE!!!!!!!

AAAHHHH ATTACK!!!!!

I leaped after the green fluffy thing that was trying to get me! I pounced on it, quickly rolled over on my back, held it with all fours and began to kick at it….and do you know what it did?! DO YOU! It began to….FLY!!!!

I let go in disbelief…

This isn’t a bird…is it????

I watch as it landed back on the floor, in utter disbelief!

I ran over to Shannon’s Sister….

What is this Fantastic THING!!!!!!!!

 

The Perfect Nap Spot

Yes, you read that right, The Perfect Nap Spot. Every Kitty…and person, needs to have a great nap spot. Now some of you  may be wondering, why would a nap spot be so important. Well to be honest I’m not 100% positive why it is..I just know it is.

I tried many places both at home and the shop. First I tried Anne’s chair…

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It was very comfortable, but there was one downfall…sometimes you would wake up a little bit cold.

I tried some cushions that were lying around the shop…

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But they were not soft enough at all.

When we went home I tried one of my persons blankets….

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It was so nice and warm and fluffy, but it was a bit too warm.

I decided to try one more place. My person had laid this fluffy thing in front of the box that has warm air…and oh my goodness…

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It was the PERFECT nap spot!!!!!

NO!…Not all wool is the same.

One of the things about being a good Stealth Kitty is continued “on-the-job training.”  I am continually learning about pillows, furniture, and those things that humans hang from windows…what are they called…oh yes, drapes. But, my most favorite thing of all is the different fabrics!

There is this one in particular that my person calls Wool. Now, a kitty…person..well or both…might say that wool is wool, it’s all the same. You know what I say to that?

NO! Not all wool is the same!

Most wool I find is very scratchy and to be honest it smells really weird. I don’t like it one bit.

However, there’s this one kind that I overheard Shannon call Pendleton Wool…..

 

“Here’s some of the Pendleton scraps,” Shannon said to my person.

“Oh my goodness, she’s going to LOVE these, especially since it’s getting colder out, Sassy come here.’ ”

I came running into the back room.

Yes, you have some fabric that needs inspected?

“Hey Sass, what do you think of this?”

I went over and carefully sniffed it…Oh that smells good! Can you set it down on the ground for a second?

I went over and laid on it.

OH my goodness! Sooooo soft! What is this? and can I have it?!

“What do you think if I made a kitty’sized blanket out of it?”

My very own blanket???? Oh I would LOVE that!!!! It would keep me so nice and warm on those cold days and when the white stuff falls….Oh I can’t wait!!!!!

This Pendleton Wool was so soft and smelled sooooo good! I have to contact the Kitty’s that wrote the KGTNH and tell them to include a section about this Pendelton Wool and that it has been Kitty tested and approved!