“Potato skins are natures edible toys. Don’t play with them on the carpet though.”
I’ve told you how my person does some weird things, right? Now, in her defense, the KGTNH does talk about this weird thing that humans call “laundry.” Unfortunately, there isn’t much known about “laundry” in the kitty world (we don’t really take our fur off like people do). The best definition that the authors of the KGTNH could come up with was: “A time when your person will dump all their fur/clothes on the floor, put them in different piles, then put them in a big metal box that makes them wet (* DO NOT GET IN THIS METAL BOX*), take them out of the metal box, and either hang them up on a line or put them in another metal box that makes them dry (* DO NOT GET IN THIS METAL BOX EITHER*).”
Like I told you…crazy! Not only does my person do this to her clothes, but she does it to the towels AND the things on her box she sleeps on called “sheets.”
These “sheets” are one of my favorite things. Why you ask? Well, let me start at the beginning….
“Come on Sass, it’s Laundry Day, wanna help me with the sheets?”
Up on the bed I leap! Under the sheets I go! I have to make sure there’s no socks under there.
“Did you find anything Sass?”
Nope all clear.
“Ready Sassy, the sheet is going to fly…”
Off the bed I leap and fly through the air as my person rips the sheet off her sleeping box. My goal is to get it before it touches the floor, although I’ve never been able to do it. Normally it get’s me and I have to remind it who’s really in charge.
“Alright Sass, I think it know’s you’re the boss.”
Are you sure? Because I have to remind it every week. You think it would learn!
“Come on we have to get a load out of the dryer, and you know what that means……”
YAAAAAYYYY!!!!!!! BEST PART EVER!!!!!!!
“Come on Sass, we have to get a load out of the dryer, and you know what that means……”
YAAAAAYYYY!!!!!!! BEST PART EVER!!!!!!!
While the box sheets are really fun, the best part ever about Laundry Day is the metal drying box. I know what your thinking, What’s so special about a drying box? It’s the little wool ball things that my person puts in the drying box.
She puts those balls in with every group of fur…I mean clothes, why…I have no idea. Then, when she takes the fur out, those little wool balls always try to run away….
“Ready Sassy, they’re going to come flying out.”
I’m ready person, bring it on, they aren’t going to get by me today.
“Remember there’s 6 of them. Ready?
YES! Let ’em rip!
Out came the first one….Got it!
#2…Really, a slow roll? Got it!
#3, #4, #5,… Trying to be tricky and dart out together huh….not today! Got them!
#6….Where are you, you can’t fool me, I’m ready….
Just then #6 darted out of the drying box…
Oh no you don’t!!!!!
Down the hall I darted! That ball wasn’t going to get the best of me!
Whoa! You’re going to be sneaky today hmm???
The ball had taken a quick turn into the bedroom. There it sat. We were in a good old fashion Wyoming standoff.
Alright little ball, I’m going to grab you and take you back to the laundry room and we’re going to be done with this ok…
It said nothing. I decided this situation called for some “Stealth Kitty” actions. I laid down on the floor as flat as I could get. I even flattened my ears, so it couldn’t see me.
I waited…and waited…then about the time I figured it would be letting it’s guard down….BAM!!!! I got it!!!! I carried it in my mouth down the hall back to my person, she was going to be so proud of me!
“Hey there Sass…Look at you!!!! You got that wool ball! Good job!”
I carried the ball back into the laundry room…
Now, let that be a lesson to you, you can’t get away from a Stealth Kitty…you just can’t.
“Feathers are fun, fluffy, soft…and REALLY fun to tear apart! Honest they are.”
I’m very excited to tell you about the new page on my site, “Kitty Pro-Tips.” This page will consist of short, useful tips for all of my readers (including Kitty’s at the Theodore Kitty School).
My person and I are also working on another new page that should be added in the next few months.
Hope you like the new stuff!
I hope all of my wonderful readers had a fabulous Fourth of July, I know my person and I did!
I am very excited to tell you all that we have been working hard on some new ideas for the blog! Be sure to come back on August 2 to see some of the new things.
Thank you again for reading!!!
My person and I will be taking a small break for the 4th of July. Thank you to all of the men and women who keep our nation free.
Thank you to everyone who reads these blogs. Have a wonderful 4th of July and be sure to come back on July 12th for the next story.