The Small Person

So…Let’s remember the important facts:

  1. It’s getting “Super Crazy” around here
  2. I’m only one Kitty!
  3. I may need some sort of reinforcement (Remember there’s no shame in asking for help when it’s truly needed).

There’s another worker at the shop named Iris. She’s very good about letting me inspect the furniture. She generally will give me a little bit of her chicken when she has it. She also speaks Kitty pretty good too.

I had talked to my person about getting me some help, and apparently she must have talked to Iris about it. One day, I was doing the usual “sweep” of the shop, when Iris walked in.

“Hey Sassers (that’s what she calls me), look who I brought to meet you.”

I ran over to Iris, who was holding…well….I’m not 100% sure …but…it looks like a really tiny person!

Oh no!  You brought me more people to watch!

I might have started to have a mini kitty panic attack when Iris set the little person down.

What are you doing?!

The little person walked over to me on all fours…I stood very still. I was trying to think back to the KGTNH. I seem to remember there was a section on small people…but, I also seem to remember that I might have skipped that chapter. I know I shouldn’t have, but that book is so big!

Why are you staring at me?

It didn’t answer…so I just stood there. It slowly moved from all fours, to sitting…and we stared at each other. There was alot of staring. I wasn’t sure what to do, so I reached my paw out to say hi like people do…and what do you know …it reached it’s hand out

Oh this is nice… just as I was going to move closer to it….


The tiny person let out this high pitched squeal noise thing… I think I’m deaf. Someone say something, I think my hearing is gone.

All of a sudden I heard Iris laughing! Oh Praise God I can hear!!!! 

“I think she likes you Sassers.”

She does? Well I guess if she does, I like her too. We’ve got to do something about that squeal though! Wow.

I moved a little closer to her again, to have a little talk. She didn’t say much, but at least she had a smile. It was during our little chat about the shop that the door opened…


She squealed again! After I got myself calmed down, I realized that this little person was the best idea Iris had ever HAD!!!! I rushed over to Iris…

You’re a GENIUS! She could be a great help to me since it’s getting crazy around here. Anytime anything happens around here, she lets out that awful squeal… but it’s good! Nothing gets past this little person. So I know that if she squeals there’s something I need to investigate! 

“It looks like you two are getting along pretty good Sasser’s. Do you think it’s ok she stays for today?”

For today?! I want to keep her FOREVER!!!!!


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