I’m dying!!!!!! Oh my goodness, I can’t move!!!! Get this death wrap off!!!!!
Ok…Maybe I might have slightly overreacted…but I don’t think so. Let’s start at the beginning so you can see why I was freaking out…you would too..I know you would.
My person and I were going on our usual Saturday drive and errand run. I love errands. I get to ride in the car, and feel the cool breeze…it’s just my favorite!
“Ok Sassy, I’m gonna run into the pet store real quick and get you a surprise, can you watch the truck?
Oh course I can watch the truck…wait did you say a surprise! Oh tell me it’s chicken…I LOVE chicken!!!!
Next thing I knew my person went into the HUGE building. I wonder what the surprise could be? Chicken..chicken…maybe some fluff scraps – those are pretty fun…some chicken…
Then, the door opened. Oh what is it? Can I see?! OH come on you know I’m terrible at waiting for things like this. My person opened the bag and I saw the strangest thing. To be honest, I had no idea what it was.
That’s not chicken. What is that thing? Is it some new type of string?
“It’s a leash Sassy. I had to get a Chihuahua collar, because the kitty ones didn’t come small enough.
Collar…I’ve heard the word, but a Chiwater collar…What is that? Person have you had enough of that black coffee stuff this morning? You know you don’t make sense when you haven’t had enough.
“Come on Sassy, let’s go home and try it out. This will be great! We can go on walks outside…”
I know I’m a barn kitty..but let’s face it, I kinda like being inside it’s always cool in the summer and warm when there’s the white stuff
Why would you want to go outside?
Well, what happened next…. was…torture…is there something worse than torture? Well if there is, it was that.
“Oh Sassy, it’s not that bad. Look at how big it is on you. It barely stays on…”
I’m dying!!!!!! Oh my goodness, I can’t move!!!! Get this death wrap off!!!!! The Chiwater choker is killing me!!!!!!!
I plopped down on the floor. Have I not been a good kitty? Why in tarnation would you buy this thing!!!! I’m just going to lay here take this torture device off.
“Sassy, come on. It’s not that bad.”
After what seemed to be an eternity, my person finally came to her senses and took that thing off.
Chiwater, it’s nothing personal, but I don’t like you. You might just have to disappear under the bed…forever.