4th of July…where is it? Surely there’s something in the KGTNH about this thing they call the 4th of July.
I went through that whole book…NOTHING!
Well, I guess I’ll just have to figure it out myself.
I went to see what my person was doing. She was in the kitchen doing, well, you never know with her what she’s going to be doing. She was at the counter top.
“Hey Sassy, what are you up to today?”
Just the usual, patrolling the house, keeping us all safe, trying to figure out what the 4th of July is…ya know…What are you doing up there?
“You gonna help me make some venison burgers? People are going to be coming soon, we need to get these on the grill.”
I love when she cooks things on the grill! I’m not 100% sure what a grill is, but all I know, is that when she says she’s cooking on the grill, it always smells so good!!! I also get a little piece of the food she puts on there. That is ALWAYS a plus.
My person went outside. I’m not usually an outside kitty. Let’s face it, it always seems to be so cold outside and so nice inside. However, I do make an exception for the grill.
What is that smell?!?!
My person already had some of those venison things cooking.
WOW! If those Venison things taste as good as they smell…I really really want some. OH my goodness! They smell so AMAZING!!!
I just had to see what they looked like. I couldn’t wait any longer. I leaped up onto my person’s shoulder. Now, I know what you’re thinking, how could a tiny Kitty like me leap up onto a person’s shoulder. To be honest, I might have kind of climbed up her back a little (which no regular Kitty should ever try) and then reached her shoulder. Nevertheless, I made it to her shoulder.
The smell….ooohhh the smell.
Person, could I please just have a little piece of that venison thing. There’s plenty there, just a small, little, piece is all I want.
“Ok Sassy, just a small piece.”
OH Thank you!!! Thank you !!!
HOLY COW!!! This is the best tasting thing I’ve ever had!!!!!
I kind of wished no other people were coming and I could just stand there and smell it! However, more people did mean more dropped food. Every good Kitty knows that when you eat the dropped food, you are really just helping your person out by eating it. Then they don’t have to clean it up. I’m sure there’s a section in the KGTNH about it.
The people started coming, and to be honest, I didn’t mind it too much. That is, I didn’t mind it too much until…
HOLY BUCKETS!!!!!! WHAT IS THAT!!!!!!!…….