Christmas…. My person get’s very excited about Christmas. There’s this music she plays all the time and she sings along, and …I’m sorry, I’m getting sidetracked.
Umm…oh yes, Christmas… She put’s these things called decorations everywhere in the house. She also put’s this thing up that she calls a tree and put’s little lights all over it. They’re so pretty I just can’t help but stare at them! But anywho, I’m not here to talk about the lights, or the music, it’s the TREE.
It’s my job to make sure everything in the house safe secure. I was doing this one day, when I saw what my person called a tree, but it was NOT a real tree! I went around to every branch on the bottom of tree and inspected it. Do you know what! Not one “branch” was a real branch! Let me tell you, I’ve climbed a fair share of trees in my life so I know what a REAL tree is supposed to look like! Feel like! Smell like!
I then climbed up on the different branches of the tree and I was about at the top when…
“Sassy! What are you doing!?”
What do you mean what am I doing?
“Get down from there right now!”
I ran down the tree, Did you know that this isn’t a real tree!!!! Someone totally lied to you!
“Sassy, you can’t be climbing the Christmas tree.”
You’re missing the point…this is not a REAL tree!!!!