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This is not a laughing matter…DON’T EAT THAT!!!!! It smells TERRIBLE!!!!!!….. That Buffalo Jerky is trying to kill you!!!!!
I went to swat the jerky from my persons hand.
“No Sass, this is my food, you have your chicken over there.”
I’m not trying to eat it; I’m trying to SAVE YOUR LIFE!!!!
I realized that my person was not as advanced in the Kitty language as I though she was. I was really going to have to rethink how to get this stuff from her. She had already eaten a little bit. Who knows how much she would have to eat before she keeled over.
Think Sassy think!!!! I said to myself.
My person got up to do something. PERFECT!!!! I thought. My person had left the bag of Buffalo Jerky sitting on the table. Remember…under ordinary circumstances I am FORBIDDEN from getting on the table, but this is a matter of life and death.
I did a quick scan of the room…listened for a moment…..OK, coast was clear. I leaped up on to the table.
There you are you ….you…person killing jerky!!!!!! You won’t hurt my person!
I cautiously crept closer to the bag. I sniffed the outside of the bag just to be sure of what I was getting into. The more I sniffed…the more confused I became. At first sniff, this buffalo jerky smells like it will kill you, but the closer you get to it…I don’t think it will.
I decided to get a small piece and take it to the floor before my person came back and I got in major trouble! I became even more curious about this buffalo jerky.
OK that’s it, I’m going to try it…..HOLY COW!!!!!!!!!!
“Sassy, what are you doing?”
PERSON!!!!!! This Buffalo Jerky is AMAZING!!!!! We need more of this!!!