Have you ever seen that white stuff that hangs on the wall in people’s litter boxes…I mean bathrooms. You know, the big white ball that humans call Foilet…Boilit…Toilet Paper!…that’s it, they call it Toilet Paper.
I was doing my usual morning patrol of the house, making sure everything was secure, when all of a sudden I see this white ball stuck on the wall waving at me! I leaped on top of the white chair and gave it a talking to….
Excuse me, but who put you there?
It got right in my face…
Don’t you wave me off, I’m not going anywhere until you tell me who you are and why you’re hear.
Now it just sat there.
So, are you going tell me why you’re hear?!?
Listen here…you..you…well I don’t really know who or what you are, but you are going to tell me why you are hanging on the wall!
Then all of a sudden there was a noise and it launched at my face!
OH NO YOU DON’T!!!
I leaped off the white chair and grabbed the Foilet…Toilet Paper and brought it to the ground.
If you are going to attack me, I will get you! NO one attacks me or any other person in this house!
Just then, I heard my person…
“Sassy, where are you?
OK Toilet Paper, my person is calling me, but I’ll be back.
“Sassy, come on, we need to head to the shop.”
Just then, my person came around the corner…
“Sassy! what did you do to the Toilet Paper? Come on, we’ve got to get going. We’ll clean this up when we get home.”
I looked at the Toilet Paper laying there on the floor acting like it was dead.
Very smooth Toilet Paper…very smooth…I’m onto you….you heard my person, I’ll deal with you when we get home.