Laundry Day (Part 1)

I’ve told you how my person does some weird things, right? Now, in her defense, the KGTNH does talk about this weird thing that humans call “laundry.” Unfortunately, there isn’t much known about “laundry” in the kitty world (we don’t really take our fur off like people do). The best definition that the authors of the KGTNH could come up with was: “A time when your person will dump all their fur/clothes on the floor, put them in different piles, then put them in a big metal box that makes them wet (* DO NOT GET IN THIS METAL BOX*),  take them out of the metal box, and either hang them up on a line or put them in another metal box that makes them dry (* DO NOT GET IN THIS METAL BOX EITHER*).”

Like I told you…crazy! Not only does my person do this to her clothes, but she does it to the towels AND the things on her box she sleeps on called “sheets.”

These “sheets” are one of my favorite things. Why you ask? Well, let me start at the beginning….

“Come on Sass, it’s Laundry Day, wanna help me with the sheets?”


Up on the bed I leap! Under the sheets I go! I have to make sure there’s no socks under there.

“Did you find anything Sass?”

Nope all clear.

“Ready Sassy, the sheet is going to fly…”

I’m ready….

Off the bed I leap and fly through the air as my person rips the sheet off her sleeping box. My goal is to get it before it touches the floor, although I’ve never been able to do it. Normally it get’s me and I have to remind it who’s really in charge.

“Alright Sass, I think it know’s you’re the boss.”

Are you sure? Because I have to remind it every week. You think it would learn!

“Come on we have to get a load out of the dryer, and you know what that means……”





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